PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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