She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
