So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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