Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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