I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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