I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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