I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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