If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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