And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
