I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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