Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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