Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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