i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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