When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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