"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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