I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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You. Win. At. Life.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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