you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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