I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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