yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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