So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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