But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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