And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
