So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I need water and some morals
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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