butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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