and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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