If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i would punch a child for taco bell
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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