Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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