There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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