there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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