I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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