My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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