Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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