Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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