No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Your penis caused this!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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