I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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