how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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