She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Acid is not a monday night drug
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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