By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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