My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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