is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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