I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My feet surprised me
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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