There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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