Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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