i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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