Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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