I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
