i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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