apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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