She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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