you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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