Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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